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Don t Blame A Conspiracy, It s Your Fault Your Car Is So Stinky

Who s to say why your car is filled with burger wrappers, cat hair, and the permeating scent of what may or may not be decomposing flesh? When you ve got an Illuminati Deluxe Musky Hegemony Air Freshener as potent as this one, they can t prove a damn thing anyway! They ll say you can t prove a negative , but that s probably just another conspiracy theory.

An Air Freshener To Overpower Odors

The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you’d let them control the odor in your car. This two-sided Illuminati Deluxe Musky Hegemony Air Freshener is 3 (7.6 cm) tall, decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo and smells like musky hegemony. String for hanging included.